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 Turn 5, The Expulsion
DryProfit
Posted: Apr 15 2017, 11:06 PM


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The Second Fall

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Stats

Benben
STR: 6.5
SPD: 11
LNG: Mand.
MTB&T: 3/3, 1/1
INV: Prawn (x4), Fruit, Nut (x2), Stone Age Wood Weapon (Spear)
Jeeung
STR: 3.5
SPD: 13
LNG: Mand.
MTB&T: 4/4, 1/1
INV: 1 BoS, Stone Age Bone Weapon (Spear)
Windill
STR: 4
SPD: 14
LNG: P.L
MTB&T: 4/3, 1/1
Peewalla
STR: 4
SPD: 17
MTB&T: 4/4, 0/1
Puckelgabba
STR: 3.75
SPD: 9.5
LNG: Puckel.
MTB&T: 5/5, 1/1
INV: Origine Hide Waterskin (3/3), Sticky Stick, 1 PoB
Coombooloo
STR: .75
SPD: 18
LNG: P.L
MTB&T: 0/3, 1/1
INV: Stone Age Wood Weapon (Spear)
Stone Age Stone Weapon (Knife) Prawn (x5)
Roekaka
Dead
Makaka
STR: 3.75
SPD: 15.5
LNG: Mandrochac.
MTB&T: 3/3, 1/1
INV: Prawn (x4), Wood Club
Windoo Coombdill
???
Troganini
STR: 3.75
SPD: 15
LNG: P.L
MTB&T: 3/3, 1/1
INV: BoS (x7), PoR (x1)
Philoo
Dead
Chkonia
???
Bekbolak
???

Year 5

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Before the bad news is broken, you'll be told of how your last year of paradise went.

Bekbolak, driven by instinct abandoned his children to take care of themselves along the pond while he went to find another suitable body. He found a large creature with two humps in it's back, and proceeded to inseminate it.

Coombooloo went east looking for his new mate that he was promised by a dear friend, Puckelgabba. Unfortunately for him he instead stumbled across a wild pig, and forced himself on that believing it to be the promised mate. He then reached a puddle, and made a spear out of one of Wakanda's old bones that happened to be floating along the shore.

The Coomboolooites stayed near their tree. One of them invented the torch by sticking a stick in a fire. The other, while exploring the tree top fell a level and shattered his skull and neck upon impact.

Peewalla continued to peacefully farm and raise his children, keeping them strong and healthy via sibling cannibalization. His children are: Murrawah Puckwalla, Peegabba Puckwalla, Toogier Puckwalla and, Waga Puckwalla. All unstunted.

Two other infants grew up a little to the west, also descendants of Peewalla. Wineburt Pagaa, and Wongie Pagaa are officially the first 3rd generation inhabitants of the Garden.

Windill continued to tend his farm, enjoying the domesticated fruits, clearly a gift from God. Through Windoo Coombdill he saw his descendants born,Dinga Coombdill, Wangabiddy Coombdill, Bungarrow Coombdill all unstunted. The Windooite who was going for the pig corpse came too late and found a rotting half eaten body, but ate it anyways despite fruit being just a couple feet away. Needless to say, his reaction to the meat was poor and is currently vomiting semen, somehow.

Makaka continued to lead his children, taking them south. He found a large looking insect, and immediately penetrated it killing it in the process. He and his children also made clubs out of sticks because sharp sticks are only for smart individuals. They also used clay and blood to creature a variety of occult-styled markings on their bodies, which also started to glow once it got dark. The other former lone Makakaite rejoined the community after being scared away by Chkonia the child devouring freak.

Troganini continued his 4x4 box project, and successfully planted one. He then spent the rest of the year shaping some clay into a cup.

ɠ Runs off into the fog.

Roekaka bleeds out, killed by his children who in the prior years decided to rip off one of Roekaka's limbs for food. The Roekakites were no longer satisfied with their dead bodies since they started to rot, so they went and attacked an unsuspecting individual eating him alive after sexually violating him with sticks.

Jeeung spends his year quietly by the pond, sharpening his spear and living off the pond.

Philoo during his hibernation sees the grass hut collapse on him from lack of maintaining. Usually a simple grass hut collapsing wouldn't hurt anyone, but Philoo in his slumber was covered in dirt without reaction. He suffocated to death after suffering lung damage from inhaling too much dirt and grass.

Benbenites Juug Beneung, Qos Beneung, and Yibba Beneung are all born, unstunted

The Philooite who defected from the Badjalang to the Peewallite group created shelter for his new companions. They beat him with rocks due to genetic difference, and used the shelter too but decided not to kill him for future usefulness.

Benben travels west, collecting food with his descendants. They, as the sun darkened began to hear alarming sounds coming from further west.

Puckelgabba, a genius, invents the waterskin out of Wakanda's dried skin. He then entwines grass together to make string. He THEN shits on a leaf, and pokes holes through the leaf to create a necklace that to his delight are sprouting some strange fungus growing out of his feces. Quite filling actually. He also re-wets his sticky-stick by sticking it into his anal cavity again to give it a new fresh coat of shiny brown. He then visits his descendants living near the tree to share his genius with them, doing multiple demonstrations of how to make a sticky stick which slightly damages his anal cavity causing him to drip blood from his anus. The Peewallites had never seen this before, and were impressed convinced that Puckelgabba must be a powerful shaman of some sort.


The Expulsion

The God looked upon his creation. He expected a beautiful replacement for the lost humans, but instead found just another decadent race of stupid animals practicing incest, infanticide, cannibalism, and paganism. Horrified and enraged by his mistake, he immediately put the sun out and sent upon the Earth his message.

QUOTE

YOU HAVE FAILED ME, YOU HAVE FAILED YOUR SEED, YOU HAVE FAILED YOURSELVES.
THE GARDEN, AN ETERNAL REWARD, HAS MADE YOU DISGUSTING AND UNACCEPTABLY BEAST-LIKE.
YOU ARE NO LONGER WELCOME TO MY PARADISE. I SEND NOW MY DIVINE ENFORCEMENT FROM THE WEST.
YOU MUST FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE BECAUSE OF WHAT I'VE SENT TO BANISH YOU.
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, I DEPRIVE YOU OF THE SUN.
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, I DEPRIVE YOU OF THE SKY.
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, I DEPRIVE YOU OF THE GARDEN.
YOU WILL SUFFER GREATLY UNTIL I DEEM YOU ONCE AGAIN WORTHY OF LIVING IN COMFORT.


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World Population: There Are No Creatures Of Intelligence
Day Or Night Year?: Night
Common Knowledge/Concepts: Primitive shelter, Private property, Weaponry, Language
,Agriculture, Cannibalism, Fire, Fungal Agriculture, Pottery
Common Language: Proto-Language, Mandjilitjara, Mandropapoid Proto-Language


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DryProfit
Posted: Apr 15 2017, 11:07 PM


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A half/quarter turn will soon most likely tommorow be sent out to explain changes being made. No turn due date set for now, but It'll probably be Friday or Saturday next week.


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Nihilist Comedy Hour
Posted: Apr 20 2017, 11:24 AM


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Which are the markers for my grandchildren? I assume I can tell the sex by which letter you used for their marker?


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DryProfit
Posted: Apr 20 2017, 11:43 AM


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QUOTE (Nihilist Comedy Hour @ Apr 20 2017, 11:24 AM)
Which are the markers for my grandchildren? I assume I can tell the sex by which letter you used for their marker?

Yes letter determines the sex, other variations like accent marks and tails, different capitalization and using similar letters from non-Latin Alphabets are only to differentiate between each individual. I shouldn't run out anytime soon since there's so many Unicode symbols and even if I do I'll probably just switch to some other obscure Asian/Indian/Indonesian alphabet and start all over.


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QUOTE (DryProfit @ Apr 20 2017, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (Nihilist Comedy Hour @ Apr 20 2017, 11:24 AM)
Which are the markers for my grandchildren? I assume I can tell the sex by which letter you used for their marker?

Yes letter determines the sex, other variations like accent marks and tails, different capitalization and using similar letters from non-Latin Alphabets are only to differentiate between each individual. I shouldn't run out anytime soon since there's so many Unicode symbols and even if I do I'll probably just switch to some other obscure Asian/Indian/Indonesian alphabet and start all over.

So which three are my grandchildren?


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Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya - Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution of Libya, Colonel Muammar Mohammed Abu Minyar Gaddafi (1990-)
BOP XV


United States Army - BGen. John J. "Black Jack" Pershing (1912-)
"Mexicanos, al grito de guerra!"


Coombooloo - 1st generation - Sex 2
Garden of Eden


[spoiler=past lives]
Blackwater USA - Erik Dean Prince, Founder and CEO
War on Terror (2001-2002)
Vatican City - Pope Paul VI (1974-1976)
BOP XIV[/spoiler]
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Posted: Apr 20 2017, 12:44 PM


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QUOTE (Nihilist Comedy Hour @ Apr 20 2017, 12:36 PM)
QUOTE (DryProfit @ Apr 20 2017, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (Nihilist Comedy Hour @ Apr 20 2017, 11:24 AM)
Which are the markers for my grandchildren? I assume I can tell the sex by which letter you used for their marker?

Yes letter determines the sex, other variations like accent marks and tails, different capitalization and using similar letters from non-Latin Alphabets are only to differentiate between each individual. I shouldn't run out anytime soon since there's so many Unicode symbols and even if I do I'll probably just switch to some other obscure Asian/Indian/Indonesian alphabet and start all over.

So which three are my grandchildren?

You only had the one batch of children, so you should be able to figure it out by which ones aren't your children right?


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Posted: Apr 20 2017, 01:07 PM


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QUOTE (Videospirit @ Apr 20 2017, 12:44 PM)
QUOTE (Nihilist Comedy Hour @ Apr 20 2017, 12:36 PM)
QUOTE (DryProfit @ Apr 20 2017, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (Nihilist Comedy Hour @ Apr 20 2017, 11:24 AM)
Which are the markers for my grandchildren? I assume I can tell the sex by which letter you used for their marker?

Yes letter determines the sex, other variations like accent marks and tails, different capitalization and using similar letters from non-Latin Alphabets are only to differentiate between each individual. I shouldn't run out anytime soon since there's so many Unicode symbols and even if I do I'll probably just switch to some other obscure Asian/Indian/Indonesian alphabet and start all over.

So which three are my grandchildren?

You only had the one batch of children, so you should be able to figure it out by which ones aren't your children right?

I mean, I think they are all "w" related because they are all Sex 1's from Windill's line, basically... but I'm confused as to who is who exactly.

I'm looking at the old man and there was no "w" with the ^ above it. But now there is a 4x4 capital W with ^'s above them. Who the hell is that?

Ah man, when I get home, I'm going to have to open every turn report and a unicode dictionary and figure what the hell is going on.


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Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya - Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution of Libya, Colonel Muammar Mohammed Abu Minyar Gaddafi (1990-)
BOP XV


United States Army - BGen. John J. "Black Jack" Pershing (1912-)
"Mexicanos, al grito de guerra!"


Coombooloo - 1st generation - Sex 2
Garden of Eden


[spoiler=past lives]
Blackwater USA - Erik Dean Prince, Founder and CEO
War on Terror (2001-2002)
Vatican City - Pope Paul VI (1974-1976)
BOP XIV[/spoiler]
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DryProfit
Posted: Apr 20 2017, 06:14 PM


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QUOTE (Nihilist Comedy Hour @ Apr 20 2017, 01:07 PM)
QUOTE (Videospirit @ Apr 20 2017, 12:44 PM)
QUOTE (Nihilist Comedy Hour @ Apr 20 2017, 12:36 PM)
QUOTE (DryProfit @ Apr 20 2017, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (Nihilist Comedy Hour @ Apr 20 2017, 11:24 AM)
Which are the markers for my grandchildren? I assume I can tell the sex by which letter you used for their marker?

Yes letter determines the sex, other variations like accent marks and tails, different capitalization and using similar letters from non-Latin Alphabets are only to differentiate between each individual. I shouldn't run out anytime soon since there's so many Unicode symbols and even if I do I'll probably just switch to some other obscure Asian/Indian/Indonesian alphabet and start all over.

So which three are my grandchildren?

You only had the one batch of children, so you should be able to figure it out by which ones aren't your children right?

I mean, I think they are all "w" related because they are all Sex 1's from Windill's line, basically... but I'm confused as to who is who exactly.

I'm looking at the old man and there was no "w" with the ^ above it. But now there is a 4x4 capital W with ^'s above them. Who the hell is that?

Ah man, when I get home, I'm going to have to open every turn report and a unicode dictionary and figure what the hell is going on.

Eh don't even worry about it most are pretty much the same and either a 2nd generation from Windoo or a 1st Gen from you and Windill


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